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My dog is my most effective social lubricant. My "lifestyle" used to be quite solitary, but a dog is a magnet for human interaction. Because of him, I know the names of every person within a four-block radius—or rather, I know their dog’s names. I am "Buster's Dad" to the woman in 4B and "The Guy with the Golden" to the barista.

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Join trending social media hashtags like the #PetMeChallenge or create your own "Caption This!" game with a silly photo. my dog fucked me

Try watching a tense thriller with a German Shepherd who howls at every doorbell ring on TV. Try having a romantic dinner when a Beagle is doing the "starving orphan" act under the table. You will quickly learn that the best entertainment requires no Wi-Fi—just a laser pointer and an empty hallway.

Hide treats in a fabric mat to let them use their nose. My dog is my most effective social lubricant

Features like "mudrooms" with built-in dog showers and integrated crate furniture.

Film quiet rituals, such as your 5-minute focused attention morning routine, which is known to boost bonding hormones. I am "Buster's Dad" to the woman in

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