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Karen bought a "smart toilet" with a heated seat and a motion-activated lid. Sounds luxurious. One night, she woke up at 3 AM, groggy, and stumbled into the dark bathroom. As she turned to sit down, the toilet sensed movement.
Sarah says she spent the first 10 minutes laughing, the next 10 minutes pleading into the emergency phone, and the final 15 minutes doing a complex internal calculus involving whether her designer shoes were waterproof. When the fire department finally pried the doors open, she was sitting in the corner, having sacrificed her reusable grocery bag to the cause. funny pee stories
As Mark tried to explain the laws of human anatomy to a script-reading robot, the operator kept asking for his account number. Mark finally snapped. "I am going to pee on my phone," he said calmly. "And then I am going to mail it to your CEO." Karen bought a "smart toilet" with a heated
If the person in the story would cry instead of laugh hearing it retold, it’s not a funny pee story. It’s cruelty. As she turned to sit down, the toilet sensed movement
It was the base of the torture device. The "basin" was the stone pedestal where the victim would sit, locked in shame.
: Trying to find a discreet bush only to realize you’re on a very popular hiking trail.
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