| Rank | Dialogue / Scene Context | |------|--------------------------| | 1 | – Rajat’s ultimate rant on modern relationships. | | 2 | “Uska phone number delete karne mein kitna time lagta hai? 5 seconds.” – On obsessive love. | | 3 | “Tum log har baar rote ho, chillate ho” – Frustration with girlfriends’ mood swings. | | 4 | “Maintain karne ka, adjust karne ka, samjhaane ka” – List of boyfriend duties. | | 5 | “Nahi degi, chup chaap baitho” – Iconic closing line of the climax monologue. |

ends up as an errand boy for her and her friends, leading to his iconic ranting about the impossibility of pleasing a woman. Siddharth "Chauka : is a naïve, sincere guy who loves (Sonalli Seygall). However, lacks the courage to tell her parents about him, using